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REBLOG | Posted 3 days ago With 3,344 notes + Ori. Via

slydig:

one of your favorite celebrities could be masturbating right now 

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

turtwink:

when he texts first <3

REBLOG | Posted 6 days ago With 52,965 notes + Ori. Via

wheresdrew:

It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey

macaronivevo:

macaronivevo:

I like my men tall, dark, and handsome

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REBLOG | Posted 6 days ago With 27,035 notes + Ori. Via

thoughtsareextraordinary:

jinzino:

im-super-im-natural:

Groomsman reacting to this newly married man’s ring. 

Best wedding photo ever.

hHAAHAHAHA

ahahaha the greatest

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