ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

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carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

cliffordism:

ed sheeran has that cool level of fame where he can sell out multiple msg shows but doesn’t get mobbed on subways 

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bangmelikey0urdrums:

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satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

av-ena:

Do you ever just stop and realize

WOAH

Luke Hemmings is real

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